her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
