Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
nutella sex= disaster
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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