i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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