I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Randomize