im gay
i know
yea but for you.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Everclear isn't food dammit
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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