Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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