I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Michael Bay diarrhea
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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