i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
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