How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
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