dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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