Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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