i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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