I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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