yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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