Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
he thought i was a dude.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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