my room smells like sperm. sweet.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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