I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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