Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I enjoy the company of your penis
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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