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His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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