After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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