Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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