My balls are so social today.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize