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I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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