Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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