Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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