Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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