Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
BRING THE BAGELS
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize