do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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