this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Randomize
