he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
