did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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