Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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