How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
well I can't set my house on fire every night
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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