After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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