where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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