i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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