brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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