so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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