I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
what day is it and did you see me today?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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