Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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