what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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