you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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