he told me I talked like a deaf person
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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