Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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