People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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