And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
It's official drugs can't kill me
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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