I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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