Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
