12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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