Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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