Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
