So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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